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Man the winter Olympics suck! Talk about boring, well all except curling a.k.a. shuffle board on ice. Oh and the two-man luge is the manliest sport around, who doesn’t want to ride on another man and a sled at 80mph? Oh and lets not forget the woman, their either covered in ten thousand layers or make you wish they where.

Screw this Olympics crap, what we need is the stripper Olympics. I'm serious, well somewhat. What better way to display national pride than display your hottest/best strippers. I’m sure no one in Iran cares that so and so won the gold in cross x skiing. However you better believe they would care if the Russian lesbian duo team won gold. There could be tons of great competitions, such as Arial pole dancing, long distance lap dancing, or ping pong marksmanship. Though doping would be a big issue, IMHO doping should be allowed some strippers do their best work and need it to get in or out of the zone depending on how you look at it. Weight class, bust sizes and implants might lead to the development of different classes.

You laugh now, but one day you might see Nero Brass as a judge.

| 22-02-2006 21:22:00

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Hailing originally from the United States, Nero Brass was once himself a misguided outsider who fell victim to countless scams. Rather than harbor resentment towards the strip clubs in Montreal, Mr. Brass became intrigued and devoted himself to stripology. After countless lap dances, tips, stories, interviews, and 80's power ballads Nero Brass has obtained valuable insight into stripology.
Today Nero Brass considered by those outside and within the Montreal strip club industry to be an expert and a "regular".Nero Brass was able to the uncovered the beauty and debauchery that were once thought to only be mere legends.
While Nero Brass's life devotion to stripology may not seem beneficial to society, its contributions has made an impact throughout the Montreal community. Thru One Lap dance at a time, Nero brass helped establish the first and only stripper scholarship fund of its kind, T&A For Your GPA.

Feel free to contactNero Brass with any questions or comments you might have.or if you would like to make a grant/donation towards furthering research in stripology.

What makes MSC's so great ?

The Women: The women at montreal strip clubs are stunning, young, friendly, and plentiful.
The amount of clubs: There are numerous gentleman's clubs in downtown montreal
Affordable: Clubs have low cover charges and insanely cheap lap dances only 10 to 15 dollars(canadian) per song and no tipping
Full contact: You can touch the strippers during the lap dances and not have to worry about bodily harm!
The girls : Can't stress this enough

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