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Montreal New Years

Lately I've been trolling around craigslist. CL is awesome where else can you can get a Millennium Falcon cookie jar AND an invitation for a gang bang(dec 27th e-mail me for details...)? I especially love the "Adult Gigs" section for editorial purposes I assure you. I recently came across this Ad entitled :

"need MORE Girls to walk around naked/topless at party"

More?! Now that is a party i want to attend! i turns out the party is called Montreal New years XS 08 . Sounds like a great party, open bar all night and naked chics. So it looks like ol' Nero has a party to attend!

| 12-12-2007 20:15:00

bachelor party in Montreal

There are all kinds of reasons why I love the Montreal nightlife and I found this website that lists them all. It's geared more for people who are coming from out of town, so if you're thinking of coming up here for a weekend with the guys or for a bachelor party then I recommend taking a look at this Bachelor Party in Montreal website. It talks about the women, what other city can compare. The nightlife, I heard it's recently been rated among the top 3 best nightlife locations in the world. The strip clubs, full contact is the only reason you need to think about here. The proximity, having everything centralised within a few blocks makes clubbing way easier and more laid-back. The value; can't beat Canadian prices, even with the exchange prices in Canada are always much lower then in the states especially when it comes to drinks and lap dances. Finally, Montreal's reputation as the Sin City of the North is duly earned.

| 26-10-2007 20:21:27

hotspots

It's been awhile since I updated, but that doesn't mean things here in Montreal are cooling down. When summer's over things are still hot at all of Montreal's strip clubs, the quality of girls is great all year round so there's never a bad time to come to Montreal. If you haven't been to Montreal in a while it's time to check out all the new clubs in town, the best hotspots in Montreal are booming all year and when all the summer festivals are over you get an amazing mix of locals and visitors from out-of-town who know now's the best time to come and enjoy the city's nightlife.

| 09-10-2007 19:00:11

Woman of the nightlife

Here is a cool video featuring some beautiful examples of the woman you will find in Montreal. unfortunately non of them are strippers, well publicly at least...

| 06-06-2007 21:07:22

a lesson to the seniors

I was recently at one of my favorite Montreal strip clubs and i thought id seen it all (or at least paid to see most of it) when i saw an older patron arguing with one of the bouncers. While usually the bouncers are pretty polite and respectful this time around they where laughing at this older gentlemen. Needless to say, this customer did not receive any help or sympathy from the strip club staff as he stormed off. Afterword my curiosity and journalistic duties got the best of me as i probed into the cause of the customers complaint. As it turns out the customer fell asleep in the back while receiving a lap dance! Since he did not look intoxicated the stripper was very offended by his actions and decided to let him sleep for 30min then proceeded to wake him up and demand money for the 30 min spent in the back room which the bouncers made him pay. Let this be a lesson to all my senior readers....

| 17-01-2007 22:10:28

Jaye Star

Last friday i decided to ddepart from my ushual stripclub adventures and decided to hit up some "normal" girls at a nightclub. While that seemed like the plan at the time i happened to meet a nice young lady by the name of Jaye. Jaye was a very attractive petite brunette wearing a catholic school girls outfit ( Mon Deu!). While everything seemed innocent at first after alittle talking, she informed me that her and her boyfriend where swingers and that that she was also a pornstar. Only in Montreal. Here is her most recent interview on booble. Who knows maybe i can get her to do an interview for this blog...

| 12-10-2006 16:21:02

Montreal Strippers

Ah it is the season, for what might you ask? the season for Montreal strippers of course! The strip club quality tends to be seasonal, partially due to tourism (for some reason no one wants to come in the winter....). In the summer the city comes alive and so do the strip clubs. On average there are twice as many Montreal strippers at the clubs than in the winter. This is great news for anyone coming during the summers months especially if its for a Montreal bachelor party. Ive said it once and ill say it again the strippers here are amazing not just for their looks (which is reason enough alone) but for their personality. The strippers here are some of the most easy going dancers around. At first, many tourist think they are snobby however it only seems this way as they prefer to give guys their space, rather than bug them for money every two seconds like in Las Vegas.

| 08-05-2006 20:45:30

I want you!

I've decided to jump on the Myspace bandwagon, why? I dunno prob because everyone else is on it. SO.... If you have myspace and want to be my "friend" click here for my profile

hope you enjoy it. Oh and i promise to get posting soon.

| 05-04-2006 17:23:58

Strip Club List

Here is a great map of the strip clubs in the downtown area. Check it out its pretty cool. As i said before there are tons of SC in Montreal and they are all in close proximity to each other. There are also some other related places such as "massage parlors". One word of advice i would not go to these places if you looking for a massage, Or so ive been told....

| 09-03-2006 16:34:43

Stripper Olympics

Man the winter Olympics suck! Talk about boring, well all except curling a.k.a. shuffle board on ice. Oh and the two-man luge is the manliest sport around, who doesn’t want to ride on another man and a sled at 80mph? Oh and lets not forget the woman, their either covered in ten thousand layers or make you wish they where.

Screw this Olympics crap, what we need is the stripper Olympics. I'm serious, well somewhat. What better way to display national pride than display your hottest/best strippers. I’m sure no one in Iran cares that so and so won the gold in cross x skiing. However you better believe they would care if the Russian lesbian duo team won gold. There could be tons of great competitions, such as Arial pole dancing, long distance lap dancing, or ping pong marksmanship. Though doping would be a big issue, IMHO doping should be allowed some strippers do their best work and need it to get in or out of the zone depending on how you look at it. Weight class, bust sizes and implants might lead to the development of different classes.

You laugh now, but one day you might see Nero Brass as a judge.

| 22-02-2006 21:22:00

sex at the strip club

Alright for the last time (even though it probably will not be) I’ll address the issue of extras at the MSC's. This is a popular question for me. At the downtown SC you will not get any extra's , extra's being BJ, HJ, sex, cuddling, ect. I’m sure you have heard some legendary tale from your monkey’s uncle about the extra they got. Truth is it not going to happen at a SC downtown and if it did it would cost you more than an escort (best bang for the buck-$180ish, or so I’ve been told...). It is possible to get extra's at the SC's that are far outside the city, those places are more like SC/whore houses however the price you will pay and time factor don’t really make it worth it.
I hope this clears up some of the confusion.

| 16-02-2006 00:00:00

I'm all pervert

Sorry about the delay again, just my real job is betting in the way, but luckly i was surfing the net the other day (what a good employee) and found that the Montreal mirror (local news paper) had a review of this blog. While this blog might not bwe news worth im glad to see that its networthy.

| 14-02-2006 15:35:56

legs and eggs

There are two things Montreal is known for naked woman and its breakfast. What makes this city even better is that they have combined the two at certain places. That’s right in Montreal there are several dinners in which the waitresses are fully nude. It is quite the experience the, the atmosphere is wonderful. The strangest thing is that these places are more for the locals than tourists, as they are a little bit outside the downtown area. As well the patrons are exclusively blue collar hardcore French. What is even stranger is the fact that the food is dirt cheap and the woman is pretty hot. Last time I went id got spaghetti with meat sauce and a beer for $5, how do these woman make any money? Well at least they don’t have to spend their hard earned money on work clothes. If you happen to go make sure you drop the silverware, oh and don’t bother asking if they deliver (I already tried).

| 14-02-2006 00:00:00

ass slap

A recent thread i found was discussing the tackiest stripper move . It seems as though most people thought the ass slap was the worse move of them all. As for me id have to say the clapping for yourself is the lamest move of them all. However one of the funnier moves is the slip on a loonie (dollar coin ).

| 08-02-2006 21:55:38

Sin Cite

Ive recently gotten a bunch of e-mails from people looking for information about the SC's here. Which is great as it means people are reading this! Keep those questions coming. One thing Ive found is that people are usually skeptical as to how good the strip clubs here really are. If you have been to Las Vegas or NYC then you must come to Montreal. After one visit people are always blow away by the quality of the woman as well as the affordable of the whole experience. Here is a great article as to why Montreal is the real sin cite .

| 30-01-2006 18:22:00

still alive

HELLO, in case you are wondering i am still alive. Sorry i has been a while since my last post it just that i took a little vacation. In terms of strip clubs I'm gonna get the posts going very soon. I'm Looking forward to hitting the SC this weekend. It seems like its been forever since Ive been, hopefully its like riding a bike. In the mean time here is an interesting discussion on weather the music matters at a SC.

| 27-01-2006 18:25:21

The life of a stripper

I recently got an e-mail from Madison Lace , a local dancer, responding to my "is anyone out there" post. Turns out some people do read this! Well as it turns out she has a blog too. I suggest you check it out, Its really good. It gives a good dancer perspective on stripping and shows how its not all glitz and glamour and baby wipes. My favorite part is the "you cant be serious!" installments which are stories about crazy customers. Thankfully none of them are about me, but there is always hope....

| 06-01-2006 17:31:15

happy new years

Once again I'm late on my holiday cheer. New years this year was crazy! I'm only sobering up now. Montreal is CRAZY during new years. I ended up going to a regular club, that had open bar all night. "Open bar" could be my two favorite words. I did end up going to the strip club this weekend to wish everyone there a good new years. Needless to say i was pretty drunk when i went. I pretty much sat on the couch in the VIP lounge because i was too drunk to walk around (dam open bar). While i was hanging out in the VIP a new girl comes up to me and starts for my Buddie. Apparently hes one of those people with standards, as she was not his type. I told the girl no thank you as he was not interested in order to not waste her time. Instead of understanding and taking off the stripper get in my face and demands $40 for the dance. I told the dancer "first off you didn't even dance for him, second dancers are only $10, third NO." Ive always tried my best to be nice to the girls but nothing i hate more than a stripper trying to rip me off. She didn't like what i had to say and told me to give her $40 or I'm gonna be sorry. Rather than let her know who I was, I decided to play along so i simply told her no again. At this point she was pissed and proceed to tell me that i should have given her $40 as i was going to get my ass kicked, and stormed off to the bouncers. From across the club i could the bouncer getting all worked up and excited that he might see some action tonight as she was flailing her arms while telling the bouncer what happened. She then pointed me out to the bouncer from across the club so i decided to wave back. At that point the bouncer broke out a huge smile and a laughed when he saw it was me and started to yell at the stripper that for bothering me. She did not like that one bit and proceed to push the issue so the bouncer ended up throwing her out of the club. Boy, was i sorry......

| 04-01-2006 16:10:08

greetings from the brass pole

Well it’s finally over, but i did not forget, happy kwanza everyone! As you can tell i love this time of year.... Apparently I'm not the only one though. This past weekend i was searching for something to do as most things where closed. Fortunately one establishment does not close for the holidays. No not the church! Even better, the strip clubs! You might be asking yourself who goes to strip clubs during Christmas. I know i was so i decided to check it out, again for pure research purposes. While most might expect the club to be dead, it was infact one of the busiest times of the year! Through my research i was able to observe several primary reasons for going to a strip club that weekend:

Non-Christians
bad-Christians
people stuck in Montreal
those that did not get along with their family
those that had to escape their family
lonely people (awwwwwe)
those who had sometime to kill before the movie across the street started

| 26-12-2005 15:35:06

Swingers clubs

People always ask me what is legal in Montreal. To be honest sometime i don't really know. As the alot of time things that might seem legal here are not. The truth is the culture here is very accepting, while technically something might be illegal no one acts like it is. Take swingers clubs for example, there are tons of swingers clubs all over Montreal. I always thought they where legal but, then i found this news article in which the courts ruled swingers clubs where not illegal in Montreal as "Entry to the club and participation in the activities were voluntary. No one was forced to do anything or watch anything. No one was paid for sex". Its good to see orgies are still accepted in some parts of the world.

Here is one of the more popular swingers clubs in Montreal, this place is like a resort in a hotel with a jacuzzi the size of a swimming pool and hotel room that you can rent by the hour that have two peep holes (one to see in and one to see out). or so i have been told.....

| 23-12-2005 17:25:00

two girls at the same time

Sorry for the delay, just really busy!

Ok back to the story. So i had found my oldie and knew she was a goo die. now all i need was a young impressionable stripper. After a half hour or so of hang in i told her about my lap dance request/idea, well sort of. I didn’t tell her the reasoning but rather that i wanted to get a lap dance from her and another girl at the same time. She said she did not mind and suggest another older dancer. I almost jumped at the offer but i was there for stripology not pleasure. I did my best to avoid her suggesting and decided to ask her if there are any new girls at the club knowing there are always a few. She told me there were indeed a few so i told her i did not see any and ask her to point out some of them out for me(as if i could not tell). I did this so i could see her reaction and attitude towards. She pointed out many of the newbies out with a real negative tone, all expect one. She pointed to a young stripper and told me that it was her first time stripping and her first day on the job with a real sinseer attitude. I could tell she had a soft spot for the newbie so i knew we had out second participant. Now all i had to do was to get the newbie in on the action. I had the bartender poor a round of Jagger shots and send one over to the newbie knowing she would see that as her que to come and hit me up. And of course she bite and came over. Before she had a chance to give her pitch routine, introduced myself and asked her how long she had been working, and a few other question. One part i did not anticipate is how easy it was after she came over. The oldie took full control of the situation and asked her if she wanted to dance for me with her. I could not believe it. At first she was reluctant as she was prob nervous about giving a lap dance let alone on with an older veteran, but she accepted and next thing i knew i was in the back and the experiment began.

First thing to note is how cramped the both gets with 3 people in it. This is not a bad thing especially when the other two are female and naked. I enjoyed the fact that i had such an abundance of tits and ass in such a close proximity. First thing i Observed was what us scientists call Cultural inheritance in which individuals learn behaviors by watching and imitating others. The younger girl was paying more attention to the veteran and she was me, watching her move and taking mental notes, shortly after she was implementing the very same moves, very interesting. The veteran also noticed she was trying to imitate her moves and took the process even further buy taking her hands and placing them on my crotch telling her she has to her more into it. Once the younger girl got more comfortable with the older stripper the dances got even hotter. The two started working as a team by doing thing in unison. This went on for about 30min or as the veteran had to stop because she was due on stage in 2 songs. At this point i did not know what to expect in terms of payment, so i proceeded to reach fo my wallet to try and bring the topic up. i could tell the younger girl was worried about payment as well as her eyes lit up when i reached for the wallet. Before i had a chance to even get my wallet out the older dancer put her hand on mine and looked at the younger stripper and told her "Nero is not a customer" . JACKPOT! finally someone who understands my research. I expected the rookie to be pissed off about this but instead she was all smiles and asked if we wanted to get some more drinks at the bar, how sweet.

I don't think this experiment could have gone any better, i wonder if i could fit three-girls a booth......

| 22-12-2005 17:29:12

two girl lap dance

Sorry for the delay in my post, but we had a HUGE snow storm the other day. Nothing like walking out and finding over a foot of snow on the ground. The snow storm basically killed the nightlife. As for me I'm not gonna let a little snow stop me from going to the SC.

As you might remember I wanted to test the old and young stripper lap dance combo. I would attempt to get a lap dance from a older dancer and a younger one at the same time. I decided to visit one of my favorite Montreal strip clubs, Gentile Man's Choice to conduct my research. Since i know a lot of the girls there i thought this would be the best site as i need to find two exotic dancers that where would give a good lap dance for me without simply trying to rip me off. Sure you can get two girls at the same time at some clubs but often the performance is more of a scam to get your cash. When i got to gentile man's choice i decided to hang out and drink at the bar rather than dive right into it. Shorty after one of my fav. older dancers decided to buy me a few shots of jager ( younger girls hardly ever buy me drinks) and hang out for a little. Ive known this girl for a while and have had plenty of great lap dances with her ( often not even charging me) so I knew she would be percet for the experiment. I now had the older stripper element of my test, now all i need to do was to find a younger one that she would get along with......

(part two coming tomorrow, i promise)

| 19-12-2005 03:44:08

mommy is a stripper

Speaking of young and old, i was browsing my favorite exotic dancer message board and saw this . It turns out this girl was stripping and was trying to come out to her mother about it. The funny part is her mom got drunk the other day and told her friend that she used to be a stripper. oh the irony. its like that scene in half baked where the father is smoking weed trying to figure out a way to bond with his son, while his son is smoking in the next room.

| 15-12-2005 18:55:52

young strippers

Yesterday i gave my reasons for preferring older dancers. i tend not to like the younger ones so much because i find that they have no sense of reality. especially the really young ones like 18-21 (which are most, great to look at though) as i find they have no sense of reality. Many don't realize its not normal for someone their age to make 1000 cash a night. Don't get me wrong I'm not saying i despise the younger girls, I'm just giving my preference. Truth is i love all strippers of course. Occasionally you will get the few good young rookies that will "aim" to please alto more than they should or are allowed to. I guess in the end the choice is up to you.

I know the solution, next time i got to the stripclub i'm gonna get both, one young rookie and one young veteran and have them both dance for me at the same time. OK I'll try to test this theory this weekend. all in the name of stripology and Montreal strip clubs of course....

| 15-12-2005 16:33:00

older or younger dancers?

I got into a heated debate with a friend the other day. We were discussing one of the oldest questions known to man. Do younger or older woman make the best exotic dancers? It's of like the chicken or the egg thing. each have their strengths and weaknesses. My weakness is more towards the older strippers. I dunno but there is just something about their wisdom and desperation that intrigues me. Overall i find the older gals are always a lot cooler to hangout with at the club than the young en's. They also seem to have a better sense of reality since stripping was not their first job. Not to mention they usually give better full contact dances since they are more experienced but lack the demand of the younger ones.

| 14-12-2005 17:27:19

So you think you can pole dance

Calm down, its not a new fox show coming out, but that is a good idea. I always here girls saying how easy it would to be to dance at a SC. Although i personally have not tried it (sober at least). I'm assured its not as easy as it looks. Don't believe me? just ask this wanna be stripper . (quite a funny video)

| 12-12-2005 20:47:06

Tipping Strippers

Tipping is a city in china when dealing with Montreal Strippers . Here you are not expected to tip the girls for their dances. This is because they keep at the revenues from their "performances", They often only pay a cover charge as low as $15 to work at the club for the night. Be careful though, just because you are not expected to tip does not mean she will not ask/ demand one. It is very common for the girls to pull. this trick with tourists as they are used to tipping at U.S. strip clubs.

| 12-12-2005 16:43:56

I'm famous

Finally i get some recognition! All my hard work in stripology has paid off. Wilkipedia has added me to the list of famous Montrealers as a strip club expert and founding father of stripology. I feel so honored. Just goes to show that you gotta follow your dreams!

| 10-12-2005 23:46:36

snowy strippers

Well not too much exciting news to post today, just what its snowing like crazy, over 3 inches of snow. As for the strip clubs i think I'm going to check out this one near the suburbs, i heard it was pretty good in terms of "extras" and plus no one will know me there. PLUS they have a buffet. i can only imagine how good the buffet is... but its a real classy touch. I'll try to post a review about the Montreal club with details about the buffet, of course. You see how dedicated i am to you guys I'm risking it all including potential food poisoning by going to a SC in a blizzard.

| 09-12-2005 21:49:31

Bang more strippers than Charlie Sheen

God bless the internet and its wealth of useless information. i was cruising the stripperweb forums the other day and came across this post . Some guy is trying to sell his book on the secrets of how to pick up strippers. I guess cocaine and tequilla isnt the secret after all... The site reads like a 3am infomercial with some guys story of how learn the inside secrets to turn any zero into a hero. Best of all its only $47! wow. I think the only person who would buy this book is Don from the previous book. Why cant some people realize strippers are people too? they just buy baby wipes in bulk yet they don't have any babies and tend to purchase Halloween outfits year round. But there still people dam it!

If anyone wants to donate $47 for me to purchase the book and review it for "research purposes", id be more than happy to...

| 08-12-2005 16:41:10

stripper phone

I came across this website the other day called ihatestripper.com. How can anyone hate strippers? While I don't, anyone who has been in this industry can understand why. often the girls have no snese of reality or have ever held a normal 9-5 job. One of the more entertaining things i found on the site is recordings of conversations between a dancer and a poor customer. Check it out , while is is entertaining its a little disturbing and sad as well. It brought a tear to my eye, oh wait that was from something in my eye...

| 07-12-2005 16:46:27

bachelor party

This weekend I checked out this strip club near my house with a buddy. It was a Saturday night so the club was packed and the girls were all in good spirits. While we were there, they had a bachelor show for a bachelor party. For those that do not know what a bachelor show is, it’s probably one of the funniest and most humiliating things you can do to a bachelor (still not as bad as getting married though). Basically the bachelor’s name is called out by the DJ and is told to go on stage where there are two ladies waiting. While it always starts as an innocent lap dance on stage the tables quickly turn. One girl will dance for him will the other strips him down to his underwear. While this is not humiliating enough the bachelor is told to lye face down on the stage. A girl then pulls down his underwear and on the DJ’s count whips him with his own belt. This show is always entertaining. I’ve seen some of the girl leave some nasty welts on the poor bachelor.

For this particular show the best man informs me that earlier in the evening they slipped the groom some Viagra. So when he was on stage and stripped down the reaction of the girls mixed with the embarrassment of the groom was priceless. It bad enough being stripped down in stage but to be caught with a major woody is even worse. Worse yet he had trouble lying on his stomach for obvious reasons…

| 05-12-2005 20:40:21

is full contact legal?

You here me talk about full contact all day long, but i realized that i never answered the question: is it legal. Well in case you are wondering, yes full contact is legal in Montreal. The supreme court ruled that touching is not a sexual act as long as its done in private, as long as there is no masturbation or oral sex. While it is HIGHLY frowned upon for you to master bate in the back (do not try it) the girls tend to (shhh don't tell the judge). That is why the guys are not allowed to touch onstage durring bachelor parties .

| 02-12-2005 18:21:00

what not to say to a stripper durring sex

What I do last night? Well I thought id mix things up and hit the same sc as last night. This time I brought my friend though. He always loves going to the SC with me (I don’t blame him). Unfortunately the SC was pretty dead and Diamond was not there. A dead club is not as bad as one thinks, especially if you know a lot of people there. Often their boredom leads towards your entertainments and satisfaction. We ended up sitting at the bar and throwing a few back with some of the dancers and staff. Needless to say we were both pretty hammered by the time 3am came. At this point I was ready go so as I’m about to turn to my buddy to leave when I notice a stripper and a waitress are leaving with us as well. I knew I brought him along for a reason. We all went back to my place, I ended up taking the stripper and by buddy the waitress, and we cuddled all night………

One important thing I learned: when a strippers is ridding you and the song in the background just ends, never ask “is that one song or two?”

| 01-12-2005 17:25:33

Is this thing on?

just wondering if anyone out there is reading this? i hope so, i also hope they are enjoying it. Please send me some comment id love to here what you think or any topic you want to see me discuss.

-Nero Brass (e-mail is on the left in the info box)

| 30-11-2005 22:59:13