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Was out the other night with a couple buddies and we were in deep discussion about our favorite topic...Strippers!
Blonde? Brunette? Redhead? What's your preference?
In order to answer this question a quest was made to visit three of Montreal's best Strip Clubs.
By the end of the night again the question arose: What's your preference?
Who are we kidding we love them all. Of course a hot blonde, brunette or redhead with the right abilities can excite any of us
But what's life without variety? Montreal offers women from all cultures and backgrounds with body types and styles changing
In order to keep us satisfied from the moment we walk in to the second we are prie ourselves out.
Afterall Montreal Strip Clubs are the best
So who really cares what her hair color is as long as she moves just right
I'm back, another year in sin cite of the north. Yeah, the girls just keep getting hotter, or am I getter older, defintely both.
I get dozens of e-mails every week from people who are coming to Montreal and are planning their buddies bachelor party. People have asked me anything you can think of. From the usual "Where are the best strip clubs?" to the ones that make me proud to be an American: "Do they speak Canadian there?". In the end planning a GOOD bachelor party can be hard. There are countless scams and tourist traps to watch out for, especially at the strip club. For those that are serious about their bachelor party I refer them to my buddies at Montreal VIP. They take care of all the planning from start to finish. Below is a video about some of their packages.
Looks like someone has been drinking the Nero Brass kool-aide, and everyone will now benefit! How you ask? Well since you can't read the title ill tell you: CLUB SUPER SEXE IS NOW FULL CONTACT! That's right Montreal's biggest name strip club is on board with the full contact revolution! Viva La Revolution! I recently made a visit and i throughly enjoyed myself. There must have been over 50 girls there that night. It seems a though the word has spread faster than a cheerleader on prom night as I saw a few familiar racks from other clubs. However on the weekends the line ups for this place can get insane.
"need MORE Girls to walk around naked/topless at party"
More?! Now that is a party i want to attend! i turns out the party is called Montreal New years XS 08 . Sounds like a great party, open bar all night and naked chics. So it looks like ol' Nero has a party to attend!
Last friday i decided to ddepart from my ushual stripclub adventures and decided to hit up some "normal" girls at a nightclub. While that seemed like the plan at the time i happened to meet a nice young lady by the name of Jaye. Jaye was a very attractive petite brunette wearing a catholic school girls outfit ( Mon Deu!). While everything seemed innocent at first after alittle talking, she informed me that her and her boyfriend where swingers and that that she was also a pornstar. Only in Montreal. Here is her most recent interview on booble. Who knows maybe i can get her to do an interview for this blog...
I've decided to jump on the Myspace bandwagon, why? I dunno prob because everyone else is on it. SO.... If you have myspace and want to be my "friend" click here for my profile
hope you enjoy it. Oh and i promise to get posting soon.
Here is a great map of the strip clubs in the downtown area. Check it out its pretty cool. As i said before there are tons of SC in Montreal and they are all in close proximity to each other. There are also some other related places such as "massage parlors". One word of advice i would not go to these places if you looking for a massage, Or so ive been told....
Screw this Olympics crap, what we need is the stripper Olympics. I'm serious, well somewhat. What better way to display national pride than display your hottest/best strippers. I’m sure no one in Iran cares that so and so won the gold in cross x skiing. However you better believe they would care if the Russian lesbian duo team won gold. There could be tons of great competitions, such as Arial pole dancing, long distance lap dancing, or ping pong marksmanship. Though doping would be a big issue, IMHO doping should be allowed some strippers do their best work and need it to get in or out of the zone depending on how you look at it. Weight class, bust sizes and implants might lead to the development of different classes.
You laugh now, but one day you might see Nero Brass as a judge.
I hope this clears up some of the confusion.
Sorry about the delay again, just my real job is betting in the way, but luckly i was surfing the net the other day (what a good employee) and found that the Montreal mirror (local news paper) had a review of this blog. While this blog might not bwe news worth im glad to see that its networthy.
I recently got an e-mail from Madison Lace , a local dancer, responding to my "is anyone out there" post. Turns out some people do read this! Well as it turns out she has a blog too. I suggest you check it out, Its really good. It gives a good dancer perspective on stripping and shows how its not all glitz and glamour and baby wipes. My favorite part is the "you cant be serious!" installments which are stories about crazy customers. Thankfully none of them are about me, but there is always hope....
Well it’s finally over, but i did not forget, happy kwanza everyone! As you can tell i love this time of year.... Apparently I'm not the only one though. This past weekend i was searching for something to do as most things where closed. Fortunately one establishment does not close for the holidays. No not the church! Even better, the strip clubs! You might be asking yourself who goes to strip clubs during Christmas. I know i was so i decided to check it out, again for pure research purposes. While most might expect the club to be dead, it was infact one of the busiest times of the year! Through my research i was able to observe several primary reasons for going to a strip club that weekend:
- Non-Christians
- bad-Christians
- people stuck in Montreal
- those that did not get along with their family
- those that had to escape their family
- lonely people (awwwwwe)
- those who had sometime to kill before the movie across the street started
People always ask me what is legal in Montreal. To be honest sometime i don't really know. As the alot of time things that might seem legal here are not. The truth is the culture here is very accepting, while technically something might be illegal no one acts like it is. Take swingers clubs for example, there are tons of swingers clubs all over Montreal. I always thought they where legal but, then i found this news article in which the courts ruled swingers clubs where not illegal in Montreal as "Entry to the club and participation in the activities were voluntary. No one was forced to do anything or watch anything. No one was paid for sex". Its good to see orgies are still accepted in some parts of the world.
Here is one of the more popular swingers clubs in Montreal, this place is like a resort in a hotel with a jacuzzi the size of a swimming pool and hotel room that you can rent by the hour that have two peep holes (one to see in and one to see out). or so i have been told.....
Sorry for the delay, just really busy!
Ok back to the story. So i had found my oldie and knew she was a goo die. now all i need was a young impressionable stripper. After a half hour or so of hang in i told her about my lap dance request/idea, well sort of. I didn’t tell her the reasoning but rather that i wanted to get a lap dance from her and another girl at the same time. She said she did not mind and suggest another older dancer. I almost jumped at the offer but i was there for stripology not pleasure. I did my best to avoid her suggesting and decided to ask her if there are any new girls at the club knowing there are always a few. She told me there were indeed a few so i told her i did not see any and ask her to point out some of them out for me(as if i could not tell). I did this so i could see her reaction and attitude towards. She pointed out many of the newbies out with a real negative tone, all expect one. She pointed to a young stripper and told me that it was her first time stripping and her first day on the job with a real sinseer attitude. I could tell she had a soft spot for the newbie so i knew we had out second participant. Now all i had to do was to get the newbie in on the action. I had the bartender poor a round of Jagger shots and send one over to the newbie knowing she would see that as her que to come and hit me up. And of course she bite and came over. Before she had a chance to give her pitch routine, introduced myself and asked her how long she had been working, and a few other question. One part i did not anticipate is how easy it was after she came over. The oldie took full control of the situation and asked her if she wanted to dance for me with her. I could not believe it. At first she was reluctant as she was prob nervous about giving a lap dance let alone on with an older veteran, but she accepted and next thing i knew i was in the back and the experiment began.
First thing to note is how cramped the both gets with 3 people in it. This is not a bad thing especially when the other two are female and naked. I enjoyed the fact that i had such an abundance of tits and ass in such a close proximity. First thing i Observed was what us scientists call Cultural inheritance in which individuals learn behaviors by watching and imitating others. The younger girl was paying more attention to the veteran and she was me, watching her move and taking mental notes, shortly after she was implementing the very same moves, very interesting. The veteran also noticed she was trying to imitate her moves and took the process even further buy taking her hands and placing them on my crotch telling her she has to her more into it. Once the younger girl got more comfortable with the older stripper the dances got even hotter. The two started working as a team by doing thing in unison. This went on for about 30min or as the veteran had to stop because she was due on stage in 2 songs. At this point i did not know what to expect in terms of payment, so i proceeded to reach fo my wallet to try and bring the topic up. i could tell the younger girl was worried about payment as well as her eyes lit up when i reached for the wallet. Before i had a chance to even get my wallet out the older dancer put her hand on mine and looked at the younger stripper and told her "Nero is not a customer" . JACKPOT! finally someone who understands my research. I expected the rookie to be pissed off about this but instead she was all smiles and asked if we wanted to get some more drinks at the bar, how sweet.
I don't think this experiment could have gone any better, i wonder if i could fit three-girls a booth......
Sorry for the delay in my post, but we had a HUGE snow storm the other day. Nothing like walking out and finding over a foot of snow on the ground. The snow storm basically killed the nightlife. As for me I'm not gonna let a little snow stop me from going to the SC.
As you might remember I wanted to test the old and young stripper lap dance combo. I would attempt to get a lap dance from a older dancer and a younger one at the same time. I decided to visit one of my favorite Montreal strip clubs, Gentile Man's Choice to conduct my research. Since i know a lot of the girls there i thought this would be the best site as i need to find two exotic dancers that where would give a good lap dance for me without simply trying to rip me off. Sure you can get two girls at the same time at some clubs but often the performance is more of a scam to get your cash. When i got to gentile man's choice i decided to hang out and drink at the bar rather than dive right into it. Shorty after one of my fav. older dancers decided to buy me a few shots of jager ( younger girls hardly ever buy me drinks) and hang out for a little. Ive known this girl for a while and have had plenty of great lap dances with her ( often not even charging me) so I knew she would be percet for the experiment. I now had the older stripper element of my test, now all i need to do was to find a younger one that she would get along with......
(part two coming tomorrow, i promise)
Yesterday i gave my reasons for preferring older dancers. i tend not to like the younger ones so much because i find that they have no sense of reality. especially the really young ones like 18-21 (which are most, great to look at though) as i find they have no sense of reality. Many don't realize its not normal for someone their age to make 1000 cash a night. Don't get me wrong I'm not saying i despise the younger girls, I'm just giving my preference. Truth is i love all strippers of course. Occasionally you will get the few good young rookies that will "aim" to please alto more than they should or are allowed to. I guess in the end the choice is up to you.
I know the solution, next time i got to the stripclub i'm gonna get both, one young rookie and one young veteran and have them both dance for me at the same time. OK I'll try to test this theory this weekend. all in the name of stripology and Montreal strip clubs of course....
Tipping is a city in china when dealing with Montreal Strippers . Here you are not expected to tip the girls for their dances. This is because they keep at the revenues from their "performances", They often only pay a cover charge as low as $15 to work at the club for the night. Be careful though, just because you are not expected to tip does not mean she will not ask/ demand one. It is very common for the girls to pull. this trick with tourists as they are used to tipping at U.S. strip clubs.
God bless the internet and its wealth of useless information. i was cruising the stripperweb forums the other day and came across this post . Some guy is trying to sell his book on the secrets of how to pick up strippers. I guess cocaine and tequilla isnt the secret after all... The site reads like a 3am infomercial with some guys story of how learn the inside secrets to turn any zero into a hero. Best of all its only $47! wow. I think the only person who would buy this book is Don from the previous book. Why cant some people realize strippers are people too? they just buy baby wipes in bulk yet they don't have any babies and tend to purchase Halloween outfits year round. But there still people dam it!
If anyone wants to donate $47 for me to purchase the book and review it for "research purposes", id be more than happy to...

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